February 2012
132 posts
5 tags
ah
well that was a fun little rant! thank you kindly fair lady!
i
must leave.
6 tags
8 tags
7 tags
tried not to think about how amazing i think you are. i do not however wonder what it would be like to walk through this life with anyone’s hand in mine, save yours. you have me wrapped around your tiny little finger. i fear however that it may be obvious and, in turn, ultimately ruinous. silly me.
“gyaahd, it smells like two people have been farting in here for 8 hours.”
– chris pollard
me: pffft! ugh oh no. roommate: what? you pooh yourself? me: nah just….. you know when your farts get hot. roommate: hah yeah…uuunnnnhhhhh—-pffft.
6 tags
4 tags
5 tags
3 tags
i
enjoy making noises so much so, that i carry two of those wonderful little squeakers from dog toys around in the pockets of one of my jackets.
9 tags
7 tags
why
you so worried about what the fuck i’m doing? i don’t recall being informed that your actions depended on mine… fk off.
7 tags
my
friend, another grown ass man, and i rode little 50cc dirtbikes around this back yard race course we made, all day today! i haven’t smiled for such a long time, in such a long time. :D i’m still super content and my cheeks hurt :D
9 tags
4 tags
When people offer to buy me food.. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Oh, no…thats fin- yes. Yes I want food.
FOLLOW this blog, get free ham =D
7 tags
march
is coming soon. do i have it in me to actually follow through with it this time, or is it still too much for me? Am i not enough for it? It’s going to be 4 years now, and someone once said it takes you half the time you were with someone to get over losing them. I don’t really realize how different this has in fact made me, and how un normal i actually am, until this time every year....
2 tags
i'm
feeling stagnant, but it’s not one of those feelings where you feel like everything/one else is carrying on at their own pace. I feel like everything has slowed to a mind numbingly sluggish pace. i must do something. help me!
12 tags
8 tags
7 tags
9 tags
4 tags
7 tags
